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Author: Karl Von Lichtenhollen

Paranormal Blotter

Haunted attic? Alien visitations? Demonic voices from nowhere? Send your reports to omg@EastFallsLocal.com

September 5, 2017; 12am   Black Skull of Grace’s island — The black stone skull has finally been returned to Grace’s Island at 40.019525, -75.201633. As you know, it’s been absent from the island since last January. No one has stepped forward to claim responsibility.

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Missed Connections

Compiled by Karl Von Lichtenhollen. Missed connections are for entertainment purposes only and are not intended to foster a belief in random meetings. Email us your Missed Connections or text 215-498-8874.


You: At Gutman library, in the Human Sexuality. Me: Wearing a Vulcan in the Streets, Klingon in the Sheets t-shirt. You were looking for a book on the “Karman Soodra” and I told you you were an ignorant slut. Let’s meet again.

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