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Author: Karl Von Lichtenhollen

Missed Connections

Compiled by Karl Von Lichtenhollen. Missed connections are for entertainment purposes only and are not intended to foster a belief in random meetings. Email us your Missed Connections or text 215-498-8874.

MISSED CONNECTIONS JANUARY 2018 

Sally,

You made my holiday season. So glad we met. I’m just glad when you are present. Best gift ever.

~Pete

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Greta – I’m a grieving man, I can’t believe the things I’ve done to you. Ok, ok, I am a guilty man. The time has come to undo the wrong I’ve done.

~Captain Bligh

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She wears a sun dress and army boots in winter. A faux fur coat in summer. Blue hair. Endearing scowl. What is your name? I see you all over town. When I approach you with a compliment, please don’t pepper spray me.

~Nervous Ned

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Paranormal Blotter

Haunted attic? Alien visitations? Demonic voices from nowhere? Send your reports to omg@EastFallsLocal.com

East Falls Paranomal Activity — OCTOBER

October 7, 2017;  2:10 am    John Stevens, Sr called police when the feline mewling in his bushes turned into furious, unearthly screeching that seemed to circle around his historic home on Penn Street. Mr. Stevens along with the reporting officer witnessed a withered face at the window that appeared to be calling, “I’m coming for you, lady!” over and over again. It is unclear who the ghostly visage might be referencing, as Mr. Stevens lives alone and has not dressed up in his mother’s garments for some time.

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